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kimjohansson:

Please reblog

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epicnsfw:

I don’t think he got it. 画

“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”

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laughingisbetter:

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MY BROO

wild-hearts-cant-break:

omg

epic4chan:

epic nsfw:

Before you decide that this joke is misogynistic or sexist, ask yourself an important question….

Did you assume that he was talking to a woman?

Ask yourself that about every sex related joke. Could the gender of one or all people be changed and still be funny? Then it’s probably not misogynistic or sexist.

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dangitjerry:

nyeeeeaaaah:

kittenhart:

i spent the last 5 minutes laying in bed and laughing at the second gif while trying not to wake up my roommate ggggg that face ogmg

Dogs are the best

i thought this was funny.

then i saw the doogie smile.

instant hilarity

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MEAT PIE

So I cooked up some ground beef used some homemade bread as a base layered it with fuckin swiss cheese, put on that beef with some more cheese on that layed some bread on top o’ that mothafuckahhhh; drizzled some thousand island dressing on it ,baked up a meat pie at 450 took it out fifteen minutes later and ate that shit , i made a gotdammm mess…. In My Pants i belong in your kitchen

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